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Why Mummy doesn't give a ****! / Gill Sims.

By: Material type: TextTextPublication details: London : HarperCollins Pubishers, 2019.Description: 343 pages ; 20 cmISBN:
  • 9780008301262
  • 0008301263
  • 9780008301255
  • 0008301255
Other title:
  • Why Mummy doesn't give a --! : because family begins with a capital F
  • Why Mummy does not give a fuck
Subject(s): Genre/Form: Additional physical formats: ebook version :: No titleDDC classification:
  • 823.92 23
Summary: Family begins with a capital eff. I'm wondering how many more effing phases I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been telling me "it's just a phase!" for the last fifteen bloody years. Not sleeping through the night is "just a phase". Potty training and the associated accidents is "just a phase". The tantrums of the terrible twos are "just a phase". The picky eating, the back chat, the obsessions. The toddler refusals to nap, the teenage inability to leave their beds before 1 p.m. without a rocket being put up their arse. The endless singing of Frozen songs, the dabbing, the weeks where apparently making them wear pants was akin to child torture. All "just phases"! When do the "phases" end though? When?!
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Fiction Fiction Waimate Event Centre - Long term storage Fiction SIMS (Browse shelf(Opens below)) Not For Loan Not For Loan A00703148

Originally published: 2018.

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Family begins with a capital eff. I'm wondering how many more effing phases I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been telling me "it's just a phase!" for the last fifteen bloody years. Not sleeping through the night is "just a phase". Potty training and the associated accidents is "just a phase". The tantrums of the terrible twos are "just a phase". The picky eating, the back chat, the obsessions. The toddler refusals to nap, the teenage inability to leave their beds before 1 p.m. without a rocket being put up their arse. The endless singing of Frozen songs, the dabbing, the weeks where apparently making them wear pants was akin to child torture. All "just phases"! When do the "phases" end though? When?!

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